Absolute perfection 

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

Absolute perfection by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Absolute unit 

Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.

“Ayo, you’re an absolute unit you are mun”

Absolute unit by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021

Absolute Unit 

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...

Absolute Unit by Le Handle May 10, 2021

Absolute thunder 

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

Absolute thunder by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021

Absolute Thunder 

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

Absolute Thunder by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Absolute peckhead 

Someone who has a skinny frame with ginger hair.

Person 1: fuck off lad I'll stab ya
Person 2 : oh Ben mate stop being an absolute peckhead

Absolute peckhead by Jimmy savie September 5, 2021

absolute unit 

A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.

Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".

absolute unit by Delbosco October 14, 2021