junior Grimes 

Internet gangster who’s known for doing unconventional schemes , considers himself the pioneer of “freedom fighting”, often mistaken for an E boy when in reality he’s just a rebellious street kid who just so happens to be gorgeous too bad his persona is ugly as he’s quite the arrogant sociopath.

Aka (see “J grimes” , june wick, “old J” , etc)

junior Grimes is the personification of nightmare disguised as a daydream

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if I ever turn out like junior Grimes I’d go into hiding and never come back into the public eye

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“If satan is the personification of evil then junior Grimes is the goddamn pioneer” -Albert Einstein

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junior grimes rhymes with crimes, yep he’s definitely sus

junior Grimes by GrungeNgo December 27, 2021

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

keedon 

One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).

A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).

keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

chiengora

dog fur yarn, textiles, or fiber

Question: "Is that a wet dog I smell?"

Answer: "No, it's just my chiengora sweater that got wet in the rain."

chiengora by Momo Momo February 10, 2022

Kornackis 

Kornackis are a particular style and color of trousers made popular by MSNBC political correspondent Steve Kornacki. Kornackis can be seen when Steve is at the Big Board reviewing polling data, polling trends, and election results. It is unclear if Steve owns trousers in a different color. Unlike traditional tan-colored Khakis, Kornackis have to be darker, and trend towards a golden or sable brown color. While the cut is somewhat slim, they cannot be “skinny” as this would restrict one’s ability to jump around -- like Steve does at the Big Board. Suggested accompanying apparel: white or light blue button down long-sleeve shirt (sleeves rolled up), striped tie, glasses.

A: What are you wearing tonight?
B: I don’t know. Probably will just throw on a pair of Kornackis. You?
A: Same.

Kornackis by bed and breakfast man October 13, 2020

She Shits Too 

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017

Uncle OVERWIT 

Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.

We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.

Uncle OVERWIT by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018