retardosaurus 

major retard

what a fucking retardosaurus

retardosaurus by Swampy February 14, 2003

retardiculous 

something that is unbelievably asinine. wrong on so many levels, though often goes unnoticed by authorities.

This checklist is so redundant. It's retardiculous that we should all have to do this.

retardiculous by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

get retarded

Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.

Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!

get retarded by Tuff Guy November 3, 2003

Retardoholic 

A person who is so retarted that he makes other people retarted too. If you see a retardoholic you are obliged by law to kill him with a chainsaw. If you don't you die.

Peter: Im a retardoholic!
Daniel: Oh no! Me too!
Anders: Wrrrrm!! Wrrrrm!!

Retardoholic by Danthebloo May 15, 2008

retarded ewalk 

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.

Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.

retarded ewalk by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009

Retardilization

The specific moment in time a person realizes they've done something retarded. This word could be considered a broader generalization of phrases like "blonde moment" or "brain fart" etc. This also could apply to a third party as they notice someone having their moment. This would be a "retardilization" as well.

Retard - "2+2 equals 1...wait...its four! Boy im dumb. +retarded chuckle+

Ruyai - "Did you just have a retardilization you retard? I know i did! Bwahahaha!"

Retardilization by Ruyai October 2, 2009

Retardoladation 

Retardoladation - an illness that affects one’s ability to perform the simplest of acts ranging from tying one’s shoe, speaking in complete sentences, to even passing as a member of society. The lowest living form of life created for the purpose of failing. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation all fall victim to Retardoladation has also been used to describe an illiterate who butchers the English language by interjected his personal failures into everyday conversations. Also been known to lower the IQ of all those in his presence if prolonged exposure is endured. There is no cure for Retardoladation, but avoid at all cost to limit the damage this can have on your own ability to function properly.

“You fail at life, do you suffer from Retardoladation?”

“I find it harder to correct my spelling and grammar mistakes, I sure hope I haven’t caught a case of Retardoladation.”

Retardoladation by WWE Unrated June 12, 2010