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Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
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Sunday Drunk

Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.
Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”

Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”
by Reyer June 3, 2018
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Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad
by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018
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SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”
Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018
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Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday
I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".
by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018
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Juice drunk

When kids under 21 are drunk on water, sprite, juice, and non alcoholic drinks
Guy: YOOOOO Emmie is totally juice drunk
Girl: HEY!!! That is my 10 year old sister
by Relatable Kweeen February 9, 2019
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Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.
We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019
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