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Blackmail the world into tickling the universe 

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"
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around the world 

When you take a hit you dont exhale but you hold it til you get the bowl,pipe or bong. Then you exhale and take your secound hit....its like taking 2 hits in a row.May go on for as long as the pot burns.Also gets you more fucked up.
last night i did an around the world and got soo fucked up:)
around the world by *E-rock* November 24, 2006

Third World

A country that has a weak government and is basicly the way it is now because of europe.
Europeans fucked up most of the world because they were and still are the most greedy people in the world.
Third World by loca September 11, 2004

around the world 

In it's simplest sense, a good old-fashioned "suck and fuck" (a blowjob followed by intercourse) usually an offering from a hooker
john: None of the fancy shit, bitch just give me a nice around the world!

goldilocks world

Any planet that's (hypothetically-speaking), not too hot, or too cold and can support CHZs: 'continously habitable zones' and have a large Drake number: the possibility of the existant number of intelligent galaxies in the universe put into an equation.
Mars is not a goldilocks world..not even by a large chalk.
goldilocks world by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Girl Meets World 

sappy, repetitive, terrible show. boy meets world is terrible too. all they do is give these tedious friendship speeches, hug eachother, and cry. they also made fun of asperger's syndrome, and that was just WRONG on so many levels. I HATE GIRL MEETS WORLD AND DISNEY CHANNEL!
Girl Meets World: kids with autism are socially awkward, have narrowed interests, and can't understand emotion or love.

Me: WRONG WRONG WRONG! Quit stereotyping and go back where you came from! I'll dig a hole for you.

The best band in the world 

METALLICA. they can-not be beaten. S&M fucking awesome!!
everyone should know that metallica are the best band in the world and if you doubt that id watch out