Glimpze740's definitions
The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the 11:11mug. When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
Get the Turkish Omelettemug. This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the baltic mini-rampmug. this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the guatemalan breathmintmug. Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the sloth rodeomug. by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
Get the inside jokemug. Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
Get the Q-tipmug.