walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010

Walkward

When you're walking with two or more friends in a line and the sidewalk narrows or something else happens and you are forced behind, or in rare cases, ahead, of the group- left awkwardly walking alone.

friend: "sorry you got pushed out of the line dude!"
you: "yeah, that was walkward."

by ugagirl8 August 31, 2011

slow-walkin

v. A way of handling a situation you dont like or cant get out of as a means of taking personal dignity and revenge. This term may have originated at race tracks where grooms hot walk race horses and relations still delineate power in a trickle down theory on a racial and sexual basis; given human nature its likely that the method existed long before the term came into being.

You better quit that slow-walkin and get yer ass over here.

My boss is tryin to kill me with this shit so Im gonna slow-walk his shit all day long and cool my heels with some down time.

I'ma slow walk you round the bend on this one cause I really dont think you ready for what I gotta say.

by thee radical eclectic August 18, 2006

floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*

My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."

by TomScriv February 8, 2008

Snaggy Walker

A young skinny man (possibly woman) who has a pointy triangular butt. They enjoy reading and harry potter. They often fantasize about ron weasly but somehow girls like to dance with him. He makes jokes that will make you laugh but also make you want to punch him in the face repeatedly with the force of a thousand suns.

Ah man, you remind me of Snaggy Walker!

by Snaggy's Bro February 15, 2010

Governor Walker

The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Man, that hooker was really going to town and then I had to pull a Governor Walker and ruin it.

by DL2011WI June 13, 2011

Man Walker

A nickname given to a female (from work or school) who has gone out with every guy available but is not seen as a slut by the people. She maintains a good reputation by working hard and dressing subtly but goes through so many guys that no one can keep track. She is a master of disguise when it comes to social status, few notice her crafty facade.

Here comes man walker! Who is she seeing now? Mike or Steve I think, oh wait no I saw her going home with Kyle yesterday.

by Jwate October 31, 2011