K. Law 

The act of fucking nasty ass hoes (Katherine Law) in order to get pussy. Commonly used by short haired douchebags that live in Sandy Springs and they they are ghetto fabulous. This may often include lying about your religion.

Being a flaming dick raper, Trey Vaught has K. Lawed so many dumbass hoes.

K. Law by Mr. Ball Zack March 18, 2004

Vjack's Law 

This is a law postulating the following:
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."

i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.

christist fundie: "The Bible says that Jesus preached peace and tolerance to all."

Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."

christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."

Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."

Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"

Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."

Vjack's Law by Lord Azuleesh July 28, 2009

murphy's law 

The ultimate truth, what it all comes down to. Pessimistic (Albeit true) laws of the outcome of things in the universe.

If something can go wrong, it will.

murphy's law by AvengerXP September 4, 2003

murphy's law 

Otherwise known as 'sequelitis'. A general malady where any actor who reprises a character in more than one movie (that is, for example, is compelled to do, say, The Nutty Professor IV: Buddy Love Vs the Hamster) is doomed to repeat that character in other movies.

It is murphy's law in action: the movie The Haunted Mansion. (Other actors suffering from murphy's law is Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger. Of course, Arnie may have inadvertedly found the cure for ML)

murphy's law by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics 

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Blumpkin's Law 

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

Blumpkin's Law by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009

bro-in-law

A girlfriend that is a future candidate as one of your bro's wife.

Bro, you have to respect my girlfriend. She's possibly your future bro-in-law!

bro-in-law by xx_KittyKat_xx December 23, 2011