Urban Dictionary 

My favorite place to write negative definitions for words I don't like or to sneak inside jokes into definitions even though they say not to do it.

Imagine using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate dictionary lmao. Half the definitions are about sex and the other half are about politics.

Urban Dictionary by poudink January 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

If you are new to Urban Dictionary, we welcome you we want you to feel like you belong, don't use the other website called Merriam Webster or whatever they call it, those guys don't know anything its too confusing to understand their definitions anyway.

The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:

man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you

Urban Dictionary by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

They just talk about sex

Me: searches up bed

Urban Dictionary: A place where I do your mom in.
Me: Are you taking the piss...

Urban Dictionary by ThanosTheGrape07 January 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

dictionary-turned-slang/controversy/sexual info/absolute fucking anarchy site

Person A: Remember when Urban Dictionary had something other than sex-related content?
Person B: No.

Urban Dictionary by NoLifeAxl January 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

the ticket to innuendo express

sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX

*searches “cream pie (THE FUCKING RECIPE THIS TIME)”*

oh shit, here we go again

-urban dictionary in a nutshell

Urban Dictionary by chad_bro January 18, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A website you go to when you're bored, it's also a website where you can find jacked up definitions of words, oh and also it's a place where people make definitions of their own names and make the definition something like "Shy, quirky but a great friend when you get to know them. Perfect personality and also they're the greatest thing man has ever created".

1. "ughhhhh I'm so bored time to look at the stupid defs on urban dictionary"
2. Desktop means my fat juicy ass
3. Carl is the FUCKING BEST MAN EVER

Urban Dictionary by 01000010 01001001 01001110 010 January 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A website that offers (INSERT WORD) for you auntie Marlena

Marlene: I want a mug of myself
Luna: Go to Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary by Pseudonym461 January 20, 2021