is the name of a dump you take (purposely) at work and during your work time so that you're paid to poop.
by ronyCI February 09, 2009
You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
(1) a worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever
(2) a stupid, low-life, self-righteous human being who makes life a living hell for themselves and others
(3) a small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement
(2) a stupid, low-life, self-righteous human being who makes life a living hell for themselves and others
(3) a small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement
"That car is a piece of shit!"
"Men are pieces of shit!!!" Heather angrily said to Kyle. "Yeah, so are women," Kyle said back to Heather.
"Men are pieces of shit!!!" Heather angrily said to Kyle. "Yeah, so are women," Kyle said back to Heather.
by HumansSuck May 19, 2010
This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.
"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."
"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"
"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"
by Meech April 12, 2005
To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.
You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.
by Michael Ellis February 26, 2006
Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.
by mexnfx September 05, 2011
That's some fly shit.
by abcdefghijlk November 29, 2012