The Three Shake Rule 

After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.

It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.

The Three Shake Rule by Elburno February 23, 2008

Kick in the Tits 

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

Kick in the Tits by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

fell out of the tree 

Fell out of the ugly tree...explains how someone (a girl, usually) became ugly.

I'd give that girl a 0 out of 10 even with Stanford goggles...she fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down!

fell out of the tree by Nick D February 8, 2003

the time rapist

A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.

Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.

the time rapist by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010

The Tevi 

Quite possibly the most ideal way to obtain the lovely buzz that one needs to go out on the town. The Tevi is one of the classiest ways to consume the hard alcohol of your choice and should be considered in all situations that warrant its immensity.

**Before attempting The Tevi you must ensure that you have one male, one female, the liter soda of your choice and the hard liquor of your choice.

1. The male lays in a flat or reclined position
2. The female then grabs the half gallon of hard liquor in one hand and the liter of soda in other ensuring that both are open.
3. The female then straddles the male ensuring that she is over the pelvic region for maximum enjoyment.
4. The male then then opens his mouth as the female leans over and pours both liquids evenly into the males mouth creating an even, some may say even godly, mixture.
5. The male then enjoys the view before him while consuming the concoction that he has earned.

Last night i really didn't want to drink but then she offered me "The Tevi" and it was unforgettable.

The Tevi by Pat Berto Kahalewahea November 14, 2011

The Thing 

It is in every classroom. The thing.
Strange and different. The thing.
It silently watches you.
You know what Thing I’m talking about, because the Thing is everywhere.

The Thing in my classroom is so creepy! I feel like it’s watching me wherever I go.

The Thing by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

The Throngler 

The Throngler is a mythical and ruthless entity who chooses to present itself as a stone statue, It stands in between 6'0 - 7'0 inches, or 182 - 213 cm in height. It is said to possess many abilities such as matter manipulation, unlimited strength, unlimited speed, teleportation, reality hopping, telekinesis, omnipresence, perfect precision, immortality, precognition, shapeshifting, telepathy, time travel, extreme healing factor, flight, touch of death, gravity control, memory erasure, mind control, indestructibility, The Throngler is worshipped by a Cult known as The Thronglists, who await his arrival so that he can put an end to the "filth" who "plague" the planet (rumored to be Humans), The Throngler is mainly spoken about in a Turkish town known as Akyaka.

Have you heard about The Throngler?!

Yeah, Scary stuff.

The Throngler by AkyakaDweller June 21, 2023