When you play Fortnite for so long that you ejaculate all over your monitor/screen and your mum comes in and licks it off.
by JizzoLizzo July 17, 2019
Get the Dirty Fortnite mug.The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.
As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.
by Melanoma April 4, 2010
Get the Dirty Conquistador mug.When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008
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Get the Dirty Rae mug.by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 9, 2015
Get the dirty nic mug.When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.
Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
by Kris Vee March 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Kristen mug.When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020
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