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A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.
Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!
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try it, you'll like it

The catch-phrase and philosophy of the late 60s and early 70s, when people would try anything new to blow your mind, man!
The only proper response to try it, you'll like it is, yeah man, I'll try anything once! Anything else, just ain't cool, man.

suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.
Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
suck it like a Hoover by Mark H September 30, 2004

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold
He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

Tits like a Spaniels Ears 

Large breasts that swing low when released
The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

I like you a lot 

I love you. If you have said "I like you a lot" more then 100 times to the same person it probably means that you love her/him.
I like you a lot Miss Sarah. A lot!
I like you a lot by Stephan_stupid September 3, 2006