Flying Squirrel 

Essentially, the "rick roll" of sex positions. It is done from the missionary position, although can be managed from doggy style, by extending arms and legs outward in the position of a flying squirrel or a skydiver. Upon doing the "flying squirrel" you must scream "FLYING SQUIRREL" while balancing on your mate. This has been known to stop sex immediately, ruining all chances of a climax.

"this is going to feel great...FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!!!"
-end sex-

Flying Squirrel by Special Ops Squirrel October 2, 2009

FLYPASTING 

Printed images on paper, which are artworks done by you and a cool sig. pasted on walls with skill.

Flypasting is cool just don't put it where heads are painting.

Flypasting is a bit more tolerable than other gorilla adverts of graff.

FLYPASTING by DigDug March 8, 2004

Flynnpat 

An overly effeminate man, that prefers the company of his male friends, yet always claims that he is not gay. Often they are confused with fans of the emo genre, as they resemble each other in both fashion and musical tastes. Their sex lives are also a bit of a mystery, in the sense that they will only preform anal sex on their female partners. When questioned about their sexual behavior, they will usually respond with "it just feels better".

"Whoa, is your buddy gay or something"? "No he's just a flynnpat".

Flynnpat by TheCManBaby!!! September 26, 2010

flying ass choke 

most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.

"if you dont shut up im going to flying ass choke you."

flying ass choke by The victom of a ass choking. June 5, 2012

Venus Flytrap 

When you sit at a desk (i.e. school or office) and extend your arm out into the hallway, open handed, and "catch" the crotch of the person who is walking by, usually if they are on the phone or otherwise too distracted to realize what they are about to walk into.

I was on a conference call with corporate, and as I walked back to my cubicle, Dave totally venus flytrapped me while I was in mid sentence. Oh, that silly Dave!

Venus Flytrap by JiffyDub83 August 15, 2017

flying fuck 

Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.

Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."

Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."

Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."

flying fuck by Swivelnuts November 10, 2011

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.

Flying Spaghetti Monster by Aaron Roy November 29, 2007