3 definitions by Swivelnuts
Something that one does not give when the situation does not apply to them, or is uninteresting to them, or is not inherently valuable to them.
Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."
Can also be phrased as "flying-ass fuck."
Brian: "Hey Jordan, that guy is going to be at the party tonight."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."
Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."
Jordan: "I don't give a flying fuck, that guy is so far beneath me that worms make him eat shit off their shoes."
Brian: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots lost the game last night?"
Jordan: "I don't give a flying-ass fuck, the Patriots can eat my cock for all I care."
by Swivelnuts November 10, 2011
Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.
by Swivelnuts August 10, 2011
Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
by Swivelnuts July 16, 2011