Cat nap 

The act of taking a after noon nap.

I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2

Cat nap by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

cat meeting 

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

cat meeting by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

cat piss chicken 

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

cat piss chicken by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

Cat wish 

The opposite of a catfish. For example, they look better in person than on instagram or snap

You’re such a cat wish😍

Cat wish by Wavae April 9, 2019

Cat Camera

Camera Cat

Cat Camera Cat

Cat Camera by BOT1games April 20, 2019

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

cat(s) by cat(s) April 24, 2019

Cat Willy 

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

Cat Willy by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019