Cock-Hopper

Same as Slut.

She's a cock-hopper!

by ShockRock November 14, 2012

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Cock blind

When the dick is so fucking good that they are blind to all character flaws.

"Why is that chick with that douche?"
"Oh she's just cock blind"

by J to the Me January 16, 2019

cock blockus

When in a game of blockus you block another players move by using the cock shaped piece (upside down T). Also can be said any time you play the cock piece.

I had the game in the bag then Smitty went a cock blockus-ed my. What a shit head!

by rat killah June 17, 2009

Cock mic

One using another's dick as a microphone.

Stop sucking, the voice is on. Start singing. Use my cock mic.

by Cockamamie July 15, 2015

cock year

The duration of time that passes in which it feels like it has been a year since you have given or taken the cock.

Tom: Suzi's been dry for like 3 cock years.
Tony: Well find her a construction worker!

by TZ McLovin February 20, 2009

Suicide by cock

When a girl has sex with a guy with such a big cock that it pierces through her body and she dies

Stacy went over to Chad's place for a wild night of suicide by cock

by D Flawless October 31, 2021