Modern Warfare 2 

The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you.

Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.

Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.

Modern Warfare 2 by wambulance May 26, 2009

modern warfare 2 

Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops".

Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.

Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2?
Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions.
Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65!
Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers.
Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.

modern warfare 2 by Sciencejoe2 February 24, 2010

diablo 2 eye 

Diablo 2 Eye occurs after playing diablo 2 for more then 24 hours without sleep. Your eye first begins to get irritated due to lack of sleep and staring at a computer monitor for so long. Then your eye starts weeping, followed shortly after by swelling.

I Mf'd untill i got diablo 2 eye last night, but i found a shako so it was worth it

diablo 2 eye by The Dork Lord July 2, 2006

Modded Warfail 2 

The infinity ward's cocky attempt at making a good shooter, featuring unbalanced guns, shitloads of hackers and a bunch of little 10 year old douchebags who will harass you for hardscoping and/or not using a sniper rifle

YOU: Wanna play MW2 with me?
ME: What? Modded Warfail 2? fuck that shit im going back to world at war

Modded Warfail 2 by Das Furher August 12, 2010

July 2 

National suck your own dick day

John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"

July 2 by minaycheezits October 20, 2019

Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's

Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...

Half-Life 2 by Is not trying to build a Strider... December 31, 2004

October 2 

National make your crush like you day.

Me: do you like me
Her: no
Me: yes you do it’s October 2
Her: OK BOOMER!!!!! I like you

October 2 by BigChungus6ix9ineBOOMER December 13, 2019