French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.
by ipopiad September 03, 2016
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French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .
agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof
by Slothy13 November 23, 2016
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French reacharound

When a French woman reaches around a French man from behind to touch their schlong, but it ends up feeling like a baguette
"Yo, your cock really felt like that sourdough shit when we did that French Reacharound shit last night"
by BigSacalicious May 07, 2024
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French reach around

When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob
What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”
by Heiferhumper69 April 08, 2024
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Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.
by Bob The french January 19, 2024
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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 11, 2024
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french sleeve

A sex act in which one party shoves a bagget up the other party's rectom. Thus making the rectom a "french sleeve"
I went to the tailor today and he tried to sell me a french sleeve. I told him im married and left.
by Piffleator December 11, 2017
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