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Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad
Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy
Tristan French by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

Triple French Pork 

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

The french pirate 

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative
A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

very french

In sport, when you are playing against a team full of French people and they manage to lose within the last five minutes despite having a big lead.
"OH MAN WE WON IN THE LAST MINUTE WITH AN AWESOME GOAL!"
"That must have been very french."
very french by dabro3 July 8, 2021

INDIRECT FRENCH KISS 

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.