fat girl party 

A congregation of lonely, overweight girls, in which said girls get excessively intoxicated, cry about being fat and then consume excessive amounts of meat-lovers pizza, only to end up drunk-dialling men who are way out of their leagues for the shameful, unprotected sex that they seldom receive. A fat girl party often makes its way into a night club or bar, in hopes of achieving latter goals; these hopes often go unfulfilled – hence the need for more fat girl parties.

Eric: I went to a party on Friday night
Zach: Sweet, how was it?
Eric: Unfortunately, it was a fat girl party
Zach: Sorry to hear

fat girl party by TheTruthAboutEverything November 7, 2009

fat bitch 

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

fat bitch by alex June 3, 2004

Fat girl swag 

the swagger of a remotely good looking girl that tends to be a little thirsty for attention from men. She gets obsessed over guys that show her any bit of attention.

Dude: Mary keeps stalking me throughout campus. She's hot, but she definitely has fat girl swag.

Fat girl swag by zazzzzzzz October 6, 2010

Fat Lard 

A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...

Sebastian Feldhofer's Dad is a Fat Lard

Fat Lard by Weirdodede May 23, 2011

fat chix 

fat chix are bitches who are fat DUH

fat chix by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Fat Cancer Dog 

A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.

*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*

Fat Cancer Dog by ClingySantiago! August 27, 2011

Fat Day

1. The act of taking a random day off from school and using your weight and/or size as your excuse.
2. The act of taking a day off of gym class due to the activity or just pure laziness due to your morbid obesity.

Hey man, we're running in gym today. I think I'll take a fat day.

Fat Day by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003