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Forwarding Monster

It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
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Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .
Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster
by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015
mugGet the Panty monstermug.

Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
mugGet the Mercy for the Monstermug.

Pocket Monster

the full word of what pokemon really means
by lenox505 January 4, 2019
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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
mugGet the Mommy Monstersmug.

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.
Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
mugGet the Reality Monster-ymug.

Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
I had some Monster today!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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