you're dead to me 

old english saying that was used to announce that the person in question was disowned or would never be "seen, or heard" again.

you slept with my wife.....you're dead to me

the origional aiel used the term in a Robert Jordan book as well, but in a more wordful way

"You killed some one, you are dead to me and the rest of the True Aeil......Turn away from me i wish not to see that face, my son had a face like yours, but alas he is dead to me?

you're dead to me by Sir Killalot January 5, 2007

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole 

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

emotionally dead

When you have no feelings and officially gave up on having any

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: I am emotionally dead at this point. I have no feelings.

emotionally dead by Mayoi B. November 5, 2017

I’m dead

A clarifying statement that one is no longer performing biological functions. Often used to remind someone why they will not be joined for dinner or any other social function involving the inquiring party.

Hey redacted, I had a really good time last week, would you like to go out again?

I’m dead.

I’m dead by Bricked March 12, 2021

You'll Be Dead 

The Meme from Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope in which Cornelius Evazan confronts Luke after seeing his friend, Ponda Baba growl at him, and tells Luke that they are "Wanted Men" and the he has the death sentence in twelve systems. Luke replies with "I'll be careful then" as Evazan says "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

Cornelius: "He doesn't like you."

Luke: "I'm sorry."

Cornelius: "I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke: "I'll be careful then."

Cornelius: "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

You'll Be Dead by Illbedead5 August 24, 2010

The Grateful Dead

A band in the "hippie years" who wrote such songs as Friend of the Devil and Truckin'. Had fanatic followers called Dead Heads.

The Grateful Dead is a great band.

The Grateful Dead by Annarocks July 24, 2006

i’m dead

a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word

that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️

i’m dead by ztheballerz November 27, 2018