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Social media beef

Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."
Social media beef by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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Pure beef bayonet 

I'm gonna put my pure beef bayonet into your fuzz box.
Pure beef bayonet by Brownie2345 November 7, 2010
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Stew Beef 

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)
"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"
Stew Beef by Debacle July 9, 2007

Crispy Beef Bour

The world famous, sought-after Bour of the most prestigious brand, the Crispy. Large in size, light in colour, very pleasant and polite demeanour, Crispy is the standard by which all Bour excellence is measured.
"I'd trade it all for a Crispy."
Crispy Beef Bour by BROK February 8, 2004

newkie beef 

The greatest home made bong the world has ever seen.
possibly because of their GCSE science lessons, or possibly becuase they're just great, the creators managed to design a bouble barreled ice chamber bong with only 2 bottles, 2 viros, and a bit of masking tape!
Joe get the Newkie-beef out, I fancy a sess!
newkie beef by revenant April 23, 2004

taco beef 

The coolest kid ever, the exact opposite of bushly beef, see bushly beef for definition. He's the person you wanna be like. He's just a dayum gangstar
Greg: codey is soo taco beef
Con: I know dude! But you're bushly beef
gabby: ughhh id do him, I love how taco beef he is
Con: werd but greg shits lies out his mouth
taco beef by beefy bush November 30, 2011

hot beef sandwich 

double penetration of a woman with two guys in between her !
brenda had a hot beef sandwich last night with carl and dave!
hot beef sandwich by Kadiska October 13, 2017