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Blue Job 

Pronunciation: "blüjäb" NOUN. Etymology:blowjob. Same meaning except for the act is performed by a blue hair.
"The new guy was telling us about how he was at a party and was trolling for some Prune-Tang and ended up getting a killer Blue Job ."
Blue Job by The Mayor of Plymouth September 22, 2006
Related Words
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inside job 

a tattoo made while in prison
A: Hey, nice tat. Where did you get it?
B: It's an inside job
A: Nice one anyway
inside job by pasqdek February 6, 2013

smack job 

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.
He's suck a fucking smack job.
smack job by Rambel April 11, 2005
"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."
Bro job by Mr Gronk November 27, 2012
The act of rubbing one's fully clothed body against another until orgasm is reached. Also known as heavy petting or dry humping.
Kayla gave me an awesome body job last night.
Body Job by Stukamel June 1, 2011

cancel job 

When you pretend to give a blow, hand or foot job and then stop before you do it.
God damn it my girlfriend gave me a cancel job last night.
cancel job by Dylan Harden February 27, 2008