ass whiplash

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

by yumyumgopop January 30, 2016

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Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

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Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

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Slimey ass

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.

Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.

by Emkuda November 24, 2018

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Boneless ass

Girl who sends nudes and it ain't nothing but bones

Boy: send me nudes babe
Girl: okay baby

Boy: damn! Ew! You a boneless ass bitch!

by Tokyo Ghoul July 21, 2017

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Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.

"My teacher has a shelf ass so big that you can stack books on it."

by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

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