Ur mom

Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom

Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

by Tired-Chan March 22, 2022

Ur Dic

Short term of a word you need to look up in the „Urban Dictionary“
Often misunderstood as „Your Dick.“
(Plural: Ur Dics)

Me: Are you coming to my party?
Friend: LMAO! Yes ofc I‘ll be coming!
Me: Gosh, stop using ur dics.
Friend: WTF?! I NEVER SENT U MY DICK?!

by Tomentos September 3, 2018

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022

Ur Actually Bad At The Game

UR ACTUALLY ABD AT THE GAME AND YOU HAVE TESTICLE CANCER

UR ACTUALLY BAD AT THE GAME JUSTIN CUZ I WAS JUSTIN UR MOM

by UR MOM GAEEEE July 17, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.

For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.

by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022

Ur ban dictionary

Ur banned dictionary

Did you hear about Ur ban dictionary?
Oh, you mean urban dictionary?
Yes, exactly.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021