Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.

Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.

by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024

Talkingtokolton

Giving sharp sticks to stabby monkeys

Replace with anyone's name duh talkingtokolton

by anonymous July 9, 2024

Taking a Fluffy

a phrase named after a former eNASCAR Heat Pro League Series Driver, this means when you absolutely destroy a toilet by taking a huge shit; usually when you're gone in the bathroom for at least 15 minutes or longer.

Kyle: "Hey, bro where have you been at?"
Dale: "Sorry man. Just got done Taking a Fluffy."

by RDL24 July 9, 2024

Talking Husky

The most annoying pieces of shitty husky content, outdated, mid and cringe.

Julie132 "Omg i just like maya the talking husky!"
212areyoudumdum "Fuck yourself."

by anonymous October 2, 2024

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Talking to reginald

When you're off to the bathroom for a piss in mixed company

Where you going? I'm gonna start talking to reginald, brian

by KentuckyFriedHumans November 20, 2024

Talking Points

A point someone in an argument usually uses because it is considered a strong point.

The name of a JackBox Party Game, Found on Pack 7, where players must give a presentation (Power Point style), but the slides except the first (which is written by someone else based on a prompt and choosen by the presenter) are random or (for images) choosen by another player (the assistant).

The point is you pick a first slide, and then try to make shit up as you go along the way, hilarity ensues.

Host: Y’all wanna play “Talking Points”?

by SomeAutisticAce December 15, 2024