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bubbles turd 

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.
bubbles turd by lump of turd November 6, 2022

Knotted Turd 

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
Knotted Turd by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Registered turd 

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
Registered turd by anonymous November 30, 2022

hog turd 

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
hog turd by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
"bro he is such a bird turd"
bird turd by catmaster65 January 20, 2023

Snow Turd 

All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
Snow Turd by IntentoShred March 5, 2023