poop hoover

The act of a woman engaging in oral sex after having anal sex.

After pounding Sarah's ass, she cleaned off my dick with an amazing poop hoover.

poop hoover by Al Mellish June 25, 2012

poop dilemma 

When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home

You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."

poop dilemma by Jmelon October 5, 2013

poop pressure 

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

poop pressure by Tjupr December 3, 2013

Poop-Flinger 

Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.

Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch

Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!

Poop-Flinger by Kanna-Chan October 14, 2014

poop loophole 

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

poop loophole by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

[Poop] Swiping 

Verb. The act of using a touch screen electronic device while sitting on the toilet pooping.

Johnny came out of the bathroom after an hour with his IPad. His mom said, "where you poop swiping?" Johnny said, "Yes"

[Poop] Swiping by desanbenz January 18, 2015

Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

Poop Hop by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015