White Shower

When you jerk your thing, it all flies to the ceiling and ends up falling down, like a shower.

Hey baby, did you know that when I touch it, it goes up to the ceiling and after a while goes down? It's like a White Shower!

by whb-1 August 5, 2025

2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.

Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in

by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025

shower of shit

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

by tacklezzz September 19, 2025

What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025