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Mammoth Cock

A big giant penis that has the ability to break a girls spleen.
This girl i was talking to was complaining about her spleen hurting. I got to thinking and recalled that i stuck my big giant mammoth cock inside of her a few days ago.
by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016
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Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.
No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.
by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016
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Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.
After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.
by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016
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medium cock

A common name associated with a penis of 6 or 7 inches, most common size penis.
I heard Charlie can do great with that medium cock of his.
by MrUDank December 21, 2016
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Cock cookie

Cock cookie is a girl that lets guys constantly cum inside her cookie (pussy).
Donny: Jessica has a weird smelling pussy. I'm starting to suspect that she's with random dudes all the time.

Jared: The boys don't call her a Cock Cookie for nothing.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.
I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
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God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube
Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really
by Brokebitch November 29, 2019
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