tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

Cyclops Tit

Two tits stapled together by the nipple.

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.

by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011

tit squeeze

When you squeeze a woman's breast, aka "tit squeeze" the tit being the breast, in case you didn't know.

Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?

Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"

by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013

tits up

Show biz slang for hyper positive attitude. From the legendary rallying cry of the lead chorine for Broadway shows, just before they go on stage -- "Tits up, girls!" Usually an adjective -- a tits up attitude, taking the tits up approach, they want someone who's totally tits up for the job.

Everything is going to shit but my boss is so tits up I may have to kill him.

They want to see a lot of tits up attitude this quarter, when the new product rolls out.

by old lang guy October 17, 2006

tit flip

When you get naked and rub you're tits while doing a backflip on a tampoline with whip creme in ur ass.

You: I'm about to do a tit flip.
Me: Whats that?
You: A flip with my tits hanging out! WAHOOO!

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005

Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.

Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"

by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006