chunk catcher

a pair of underwear, preferably not a thong

Hopefully my mom will be able to get the stains out of my chunk catchers.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

First Coach

The first coach seat behind first class on an airplane.

I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. I ride first coach.

by DDizzy14 June 4, 2011

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

Pee Catch

The circular shaped rug that is often placed in front of the toilet bowl. It served multiple purposes, such as to keep your feet warm, but it's main function is to catch pee from dribblers.

Man, the pee catch is starting to stink! I better throw it in the washer!

by Jen-uh-fur August 21, 2011

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Requiem Catch

To lie and deny.Pathological by nature. Failure. Ignorant. Full of it. Troll. Mentally disabled. Terrible at life. Poor Grammar. Ignorant to Law diction. One who doctors photos. One who creates terrible videos. one who brings down a whole guild with him. One who sniffs diapers. Living in ones own world oblivious to the reality around him. A fool that believes his own lies and gets lost within his own Bantha Poodoo.

Remember that failure from Requiem Catch?

by Prophecy of The Five Server March 3, 2012

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 6, 2012