Anal Vigilante

One who is extremely vigilant of open (or closed) anuses and likes to ram their penis into the anal track at every given moment. This is a cross between your eveyday vigilant citizen and a anal whore; forming a super being who ramms penis into dirt tracks like a penis plumber. An extremist version of the Anal Frigulator to put it simply.

Dunstan, you're such an anal vigilante, your trying to insert your penis into my anal depths. STOP!

by omfgscrub January 4, 2006

Anal sphincter

a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point

yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?

stfu you anal sphincter..

but why?

epic lulz

by a black caucasian August 1, 2010

Anal Peacock

A human with an anus has this anus filled with 6 or more different colored cocks, resembling the feathered plummage of a peacock. It uses this colorful "plummage" to attract even more mates.

Daryl is one hell of an Anal Peacock, he's up to fifteen already.

by Chippewa Jr November 22, 2009

triple anal

The term "Triple Anal" was originated in Birmingham, AL. When a sorry ass excuse of a guy that does web sites for t-shirts and beer swears that he caught his ex-wife in bed with 3 well-endowed african-american men. Yet after further research, it was discovered that in fact, HE was the one taking on the 3 african-american men and his wife discovered him in the comprising position. From that point on, it is permissible to insult somebody by saying that they enjoy "Triple Anal". Please refer to douche bag for more info.

Mike rather enjoys the partaking of the Triple Anal.

by Brad Reed December 15, 2008

Anal fluids

Not whiping your anus after disposal of fecal matter for more than two weeks will lead to the developement of these fluids. When left alone and unattended for a large amount of time it starts to rust the anal opening leaving a scarlet colored rash around the buttock. Soon a cottage cheese like spead starts to grow and infect the entire area of the buttock. This type of bad hygene disorder can be prevented by practicing the habit of whiping yourself after every dump. If the disease has grown beyond control, then over the discharge pour a steamy bowl of urine. This will make the infection have a burning yet soothing sensation that will rid you of the discomfort.

Ewwwww, Shanjida has anal fluids all up in her ass.

Hey, can you take a piss on me, I got some anal fluids growing and I am afraid of getting that cheesy shit on my bum.

by Ha Ha Del monte June 11, 2004

anal creampie

When a guy cums in a girls ass and she shits it out into a pie crust.

Man, Sherry and I made an anal creampie last night.

by miizure May 12, 2007

Anal Doublespew

1. nickname for the fast-food chain A&W
2. the necessary biological reaction to the ingestion of food from A&W

"I had lunch at Anal Doublespew today...uh-oh!"

by Tyleramos July 9, 2006