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Same shit, different assholes 

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

assholic 

(adjective) Term applied to a person’s behavior who is being a very unpleasant personality to everyone around them. Alcohol consumption or Xanax abuse frequently precipitates such unbecoming behavior but that is not a requirement, as some people can have a great deal of negative energy and possess a very rotten and undesirable personality and existence .
Langdon worked at the regional jail, but he really shouldn't have. Fuckin’ weirdo had some type of feces obsession, but that wasn't even why I call him assholic, no not at all. Moher fucker got off on taunting and fucking with the poor defenseless prisoners there sometimes his true bullshit assholic personality he wouldn't put away and would be on full display for Mom and Dad.....but I did catch him eating some shit out of one of his male coworker’s ass in his bedroom. He doesn't know it, but I told Mom about it.
assholic by Nikki Stixx April 7, 2021

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

excuses are like assholes 

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."

assholeary 

The act of being a Total asshole. like, unrelenting. nearing the point of douchebagary, but not quite there.
"dick-head"

"piss off asshole"

"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"
assholeary by Tommy Stein! August 29, 2009

assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.
I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!
assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009