Battle-Jesus 

Battle-Jesus is the modernized savior from old. This version of Jesus tots a handgun, and tots an Uzi. Instead of the peaceful all-loving savior we are used to knowing, Battle-Jesus faces you with fire and brimestone. Destroying the sinners, and cleansing the world of all evil. This meaning that only hippies will be left, because they just sit around and smoke dope, and love the trees. And the bible aint saying nothin bout tree-sex.

Though, there have been, of course, varied versions of Battle-Jesus made throughout the course of history. Most notabley, a GI Joe Jesus figure.

Battle-Jesus!
Battle-Jesus is here.
Battle-Jesus!
Sinners cower in fear.
Battle-Jesus!
Armageddon on your Doorstep.
Battle-Jesus!
Death 'til only hippies are left.
Battle-Jesus!

Battle-Jesus by Battle-Jesus February 3, 2007

Baby Medical Jesus 

Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.

Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.

If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)

Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!

Baby Medical Jesus by Someone they know February 14, 2010

Potato Jesus 

It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the information and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured.

God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human.

Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag mothership and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown in the ground.

Jesus was a human

No Jesus is a potato. In fact he is Potato Jesus.

Potato Jesus by ScurryInertia September 27, 2005

Leave space for Jesus 

The appropriate space between two people who are a couple. Usually anywhere betwen 3-5 meters.

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Mom: Remember to leave space for Jesus, honey!
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Tessa: Aww, look at Glen and Patricia's substantial Jesus-space.
Cameron: Yeah, they must have a lot of respect for each other
--

Leave space for Jesus by jleinnnca November 29, 2010

Power Bottom for Jesus 

Taking it, having it, sucking it, and fucking it like a professional...knowing Jesus got ur back.

Also, used as a proud and loving response to hate and love, all the same. No discrimination needed.

Challenges the common misconception that Queer/Gay relationships and love are detestable, immoral, or unnatural due to the contents of the Bible. Some people don't like reading the Bible in context and go with the flow of other people who have the same thoughts and feelings about queerdom.

Phrase basically acknowledges in a celebratory fashion, those who are queer bottoms, take no shame in being a bottom, and know they do it well.

Such people DO know that love, peace, and compassion are more important, and simultaneously have a personal and loving relationship with Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.

"Ooooh girl, you been working out that BOOTY💗"

"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS"

"BLESS honey, BLESS"

"FUCKING F*G YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL"
"POWER BOTTOM FOR JESUS💗"

Power Bottom for Jesus by I3aroque June 13, 2018

Big Butter Jesus 

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

Big Butter Jesus by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Big Jesus 

Any van larger than a "soccer mom" car can be called a "big jesus". The term alludes to such 4 row vans used by travelling church groups, which can seat around 8-10 people at maximum capacity. (These types of cars are also often used by campers and carpoolers.)

The term can be used as a size and appearance description with or without implication. A noncommittal use of the term in reference to one's own (or a friend's/family's) car can constitute the term as more of a pet name than sarcastic or mocking. However the term can easily be darkly mocking, mildly to moderately sarcastic and passive aggressive- a common implication being that that the speaker has a dislike or little patience for organized religions and their public visibility of character and/or influence common in areas like the American bible belt.

1: Person A- "Did you get stuck riding in the big jesus to the feild trip?"

Person B- "Ya, I was herded in with a bunch of other people."

2: Person A- "Mom's going to pick us up in big jesus."

Person B- "Ok."

3: (In a parking lot) Person A- "Yikes, look, it's a big jesus."

Person B- "Weirdos, freaks and bigots, oh my!"

Person A- "Hahaha, too true."

Big Jesus by Cheschyr July 13, 2010