Fat Bags

(adj): Deriving from drug lingo, "fat bags" describes something that is beyond satisfactory. Something is "fat bags" when it exceeds one's expectations or standards.

you tom, did you call that guy i told you about?

Hell yeah dude, his shit was fat bags

Fat Bags by mortiscorpus1 January 17, 2011

Fat Panda 

A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.

To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.

Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.

Hey did you see Jenny got Fat Panda'd on Friday night?

Fat Panda by yiddo8 May 2, 2011

Fat Femme 

When a guy is so fat, his outie turns into an innie.

Gay male fat activist: "My recent fatphobic encounter was exemplary of how fat femme bodies especially are considered public property, to be commented on; we are imagined to be fat bc we are just not doing enough of the 'right' things; we are expected to want to not to be fat & constantly be laboring towards thinness."

Regular gay guy: "Urrr okay man, I still don't think I'm going out on a date with you. Good luck with your gender studies degree though!"

Fat Femme by conchpearls May 23, 2020

Fat File 

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.

Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.

Fat File by James Thurmus July 1, 2003

fat head 

(n.) Another word for a conceited, big-headed, or egotistical individual

Barbara- "Oh god, Carol. Will you stop flirting so shamelessly with our fat head boss?"

Carol- "Meh. Why not? Don't you remember what happened at the Christmas party last year? I got a raise"

Barbara- "You little tart. You ARE shameless! hahah"

Carol- "Oh shut up. You know all I did was be nice to the guy. You have such a dirty mind."

fat head by bibliophile June 30, 2009

fat joe 

fat person that works wit j-lo..wait wait..no no its jello yeah that right fat joe just cant get enought of it..

hey ma can u giv me those biscuts behind me? no fat joe get it urself..
ohh well i guess i gotta lean back lean back 2 git it
im the incredible!!

fat joe by xlex July 20, 2005

Fat skirt 

A person who is so fat that they have a skirt made out of fat that covers their crotch.

Bobby has a fat skirt. He could run around naked and it would be legal!

Fat skirt by Mike February 12, 2004