Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

Cloney Swear by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

clownfister 

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

clownfister by driftin306 August 1, 2010

clowned 

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

clowned by david January 19, 2004

clowntown 

getting super blazed to the point where your surroundings are unrecognizable.

Matt: DUDE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE??

Ryan: IDK MAN. IN CLOWNTOWN!

Matt: Look at Sarah over there in clowntown!!!!

clowntown by Citizens of Clowntown July 1, 2011

clownpenis 

noun: a humorous penis

noun: a penis with a red mushroom head

noun: George Bush

Did you hear that joke that Billy's clownpenis told? Fucking hilarious! Where can I shit?

clownpenis by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

clownsumer 

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.

Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.

clownsumer by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008

Clowncil 

A council run by clowns that’s so beaureaucratic and/or corrupt

i wanted to mow my nature strip, but the clowncil got real shitty

Clowncil by Hdxfh January 5, 2020