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sircharge

An extra fee for being male.
Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
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sircharge

An extra fee for being male.
Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".
by QuacksO February 14, 2025
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Sircouragement

The boost and motivation a submissive receives from her Sir when she is feeling insecure or low.
The sub was feeling a little anxious and insecure but after her Dom expressed His Sircouragement and reminded her that she was brave and protected, she felt empowered to take on the day.
by SirJohnsubVi February 17, 2025
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Sircouragement

The boost and motivation a submissive receives from her Sir when she is feeling insecure or low.
The sub was feeling a little anxious and insecure but after her Dom expressed His Sircouragement and reminded her that she was brave and protected, she felt empowered to take on the day.
by SirJohnsubVi February 17, 2025
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sirrrpa

Sirrrpa is a grandma who likes to fart.
Sirrrpa is probably farting while reading this.

sirrrpa is the mother of Simo.

Sirrrpas husband is Herttinen.
Omg sirrrpa”
*sirrrpa will fart*
by Simo🙀 February 21, 2025
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sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.
In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?
by QuacksO February 22, 2025
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sirroundings

A sizeable number of male humans randomly scattered about da area under discussion.
I tried to locate my buddy at da community barbecue, but even though he's a broad-muscled hulk who stands at over six feet, he got totally lost in da sirroundings --- i.e., I couldn't visually pick him out from among da multitudes of other big tall dudes who were also present at said gala shindig. Fortunately, my large-bodied chum had his cell phone with him, and so I was able to ring him up, and he told me his current locale so dat I could go and join him at one of da picnic tables.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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