Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".
by QuacksO February 07, 2025
An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.
Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.
by QuacksO November 07, 2023