sirroundings

A sizeable number of male humans randomly scattered about da area under discussion.

I tried to locate my buddy at da community barbecue, but even though he's a broad-muscled hulk who stands at over six feet, he got totally lost in da sirroundings --- i.e., I couldn't visually pick him out from among da multitudes of other big tall dudes who were also present at said gala shindig. Fortunately, my large-bodied chum had his cell phone with him, and so I was able to ring him up, and he told me his current locale so dat I could go and join him at one of da picnic tables.

sirroundings by QuacksO February 23, 2025

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It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

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DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

This is a breakdown chant created by the Metalcore band a Day to Remember in 2008 on the song Mr. Highways Thinking About the End it is also used as a joke of sorts to start a pit wherever you are

Person 1: DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

Person 2: *starts crowdkilling*

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS by anonymous October 12, 2023

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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