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jesus juice 

jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not coke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in it.it was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.
noob:GUYS! THE HAVENS R COMING! DRINK THE JESUS JUICE!!
everyone:*dies of drinking jesus juice*
jesus juice by mewone November 23, 2009
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Monkey Juice 

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.
Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!
Monkey Juice by Bulldog October 16, 2008

Pussy juice cocktail 

When a guy is fucking 2 girls & alternating between pussies & gets both girls wet pussy on his dick, then both girls share the mixture off the guys cock.
Rod proceeded to fuck Candy & Honey and switch back and forth from each pussy. Then the girls shared the joy of cleaing the pussy juice cocktail of Rods cock.
Pussy juice cocktail by Strongbone November 2, 2010

Butt Juice

Butt Juice just got arrested and taken down to the stadium's jail house at the Philly Game!
Butt Juice by Phillybiotch January 23, 2009

Fuck off your juice 

1. When after a a rough night of tindering, snap chatting and sexting you politely ask a friend to loan you a charger.

2. To ask for some juice off a battery backup.
Bro, I'm running low on battery, can I fuck off your juice?