French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

by Shady bunch January 14, 2020

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My French class

Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.

My French class was so awful today

by Purpstar615 April 30, 2023

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French Bush: A woman with a very large pubic hair fro

Guy 1: Dude that girl had the biggest French Bush
Guy 2: ahhh No way not the french bush

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the most fuckable flag, if this flag asks you to fuck, SAY YES

the french flag asked me to fuck and i said yes

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A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

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When a man stuffs his cock down a girl's throat and she then gets her head cut off by a guillotine, cutting the man's penis head off.

Jackie just gave Caleb The French Vasectomy and It looked awesome!

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

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The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.

I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.

by JP Schlong January 05, 2014

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