your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

your dad by matt November 13, 2003

Your mom 

Your mom is a phrase used by people who are too stupid to come up with a answer to a simple question. Or don't answer it out of arrogance. This phrase is used a lot by spoiled college boys who's mommy and daddy paid for their car, tuition and ipods.

Obviously they are mommy's boys since they love their mommy so much they say your mom. They must love their mommy so much. See mommy's boy

Person: "Who pissed on the toilet seat?!"
Arrogant cunt: "your mom!"

Your mom by clueless_furball November 1, 2006

your mom 

Used by asshats who can't think of anything better to say.

It is safe to assume what they meant was "I want your mom."

Asshat: Your mom.
World: Your two dads.
Asshat: Ouch, that hurt. Your mom.

your mom by I hate your mom April 18, 2004

your mom 

a moral answer for any question, whether or not it makes sense.

where are we going? your mom!

your mom by Yerr Maam July 5, 2005

your mom 

a derogative comment usually used when one does not have a worthy comeback

X:Whats for dinner?
Y:Your mom!

your mom by Stone cold April 10, 2006

your dad

phrase used to amaze and disturb the person to who it is said. Variations include, "your MP", and "your children"

"mmm dad"
"mmm your dad"

"mmm MP"
"mmm your MP"

"mmm children"
"mmm your children"

your dad by Goose May 21, 2004

your shit 

Not very good. absolute wank.
Said at the end of a bad joke

"yeah good one, your shit"

your shit by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007