Dominican College of Tarlac 

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.

A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?

Dominican College of Tarlac by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018

hull college 

Educational establishment in the city of Kingston-upon-Hull offering courses for those aged 14+. Comprising a 14-16 college, Further Education college and Higher Education centre for the Open University, the Hull campus is bustling with inactivity. The “Hull College Group” also somehow manage to ‘operate’ colleges in Goole and Harrogate.

Famously known for ‘losing’ £10m whilst the Chief Executive went on ‘gardening leave’ in 2017, the institution suffers from worsening money problems and dropping student numbers and satisfaction rates.

The HE centre is overshadowed by a real HE provider, the University of Hull, which results in course leaders having to play dirty, lying to prospective students, in order to ensure their application. This, however, should not be regarded as their fault and they are simply safeguarding their jobs and families for another year, as if a course doesn’t get enough students, it is simply terminated and any existing students are abandoned.

Are you unqualified, lazy, incapable, and generally just want a degree that says you have a degree? Hull College is the place for you.

“Where did you attend University?”
“Oh, in Hull.”
“It’s nice there, I looked at Hull University”
*cringes and hopes no further questions are asked*

“I studied at Hull School of Performing Arts”
“I’ve not heard of that one.”
“Yeah, it’s sadly part of Hull College.”

hull college by Jeremy Beautiful Chest March 25, 2018

Emerson College 

A very liberal college in which students are too politically correct that they had to internet bully a student with different political beliefs. Its POWER community is one of the most cancerous SJW groups in New England.

I used to go to Emerson College but I'm tired of these liberal snowflakes losing their shits after they don't feel 'included.' It's funny how 90% of them are rich U.S. kids who faced no difficulty in their life. I mean, international students don't give a fuck with what they say, do they?

Emerson College by ananonymousasian May 8, 2018

Rajuk College 

Rajuk College is an insecure teen who is afraid the girls/bois s/he hits on online will stop replying so s/he forces them to participate in his/her stupid challenges that s/he puts up as instagram stories. In general, Rajuk College loves validation from strangers on the Internet.

Arif- My man, everyone's talking about you hooking up with that hot chick from chemistry class.
Rafi- Nah bro, she turned out to be such a Rajuk College. Too much for me.

Rajuk College by Babybhai June 9, 2018

Somerville College 

The loveliest college of the University of Oxford.

I'm so happy at Somerville College, everyone is friendly and the site is wonderful!

Somerville College by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Seabrooke college 

The school is for downsyndrome rejects that who have no life and are going too have no job. it is for people who have been kicked out of mainstream school for being cunts

‘She goes too seabrooke college, she’s naughty’

‘Be careful, he goes too seabrooke’

Seabrooke college by Abcdeofjds January 16, 2019

Northwest College 

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.

"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."

Northwest College by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019