donkey 

Can be used as a Verb, adj, noun, and much much more.

examples: He was donkeying around.
What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

He was donkeying arou What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

donkey by Steve September 11, 2003

donkey kong 

Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."

Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"

donkey kong by machBailz May 31, 2007

donkey 

(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.

1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."

donkey by Cabji September 27, 2003

donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc

When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"

donkey dick by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 7, 2006

Swamp Donkey 

A girl that could look like an half shark half man alligator.. But alas, tis a donkey knee deep in your sisters cocksucker.. Donkey=dick, Swamp=your sisters bad breath and looks..

Yo, maing.. That betty you gave the boots to last night was the a swamp donkey straight out of wild kingdom maing, I'm fucking telling you!

Swamp Donkey by StarJonessBooty February 23, 2009

donkeypunch 

During anal or doggie-style sex whether it be gay or straight the humper climaxes and ejaculates onto the humpee's back and then punches the humpee in the head causing them to fall unconcious

I donkey-punched that fugly girl last night

donkeypunch by person who also hates Mac June 21, 2006

donkeypunk 

a word used by linh that combines the meanings of donkey and punk.

hey man, imma donkeypunk you!

donkeypunk by lai pan November 24, 2006