the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face

She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Bust a U-Turn

When you nut in her on accident, so you immediatley pull out and hit that yeet.

I wasnt wearing a condom so it was time to bust a U-turn and get the fuck outta there.

by 6th hour geometry May 3, 2018

Missed a turn

Downplaying being sexually cheated on in a relationship or marriage

So, you "missed a turn"! Big deal...

by Jenlm August 31, 2018

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018