Fat Bastard Syndrome

A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.

“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”

“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”

by anonymous March 1, 2025

Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.

"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"

by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025

Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

Blackwater Bastard

A term used for Qarsherskiyan people, some may find it offensive while others have embraced the term proudly and consider it a compliment.

"I have lived in the Sandhills of North Carolina near the bluffs overlooking the Cape Fear River all my life. The last 28 years, I've been called a Dog of Miscegany and a Blackwater Bastard. And I'm proud of that! I am proud that I am Qarsherskiyan."

by Qarsherskiyan Elizabeth City June 2, 2025

bloomington bastard

a word of a stupid man (from bloomington) who acts weird and disrespectful and makes you wonder who carried this thing for 9 months?

that dude is such a bloomington bastard

by Chelsea68489 July 23, 2025

Rat Bastard

Someone who doesn’t care about life or others and often acts in own self interest to the detriment of life or others, typically their reasoning falls around financial bias and self serving interests.

That Rat Bastard just planned to cut down half the rainforest for the logging company.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025