Wankerpedia

Wankerpedia is an encyclopedia full of exclusionary editorial snobs. No matter how you propose information to these wankers, they deem it inappropriate or not worthy of their all might bank of knowledge. They moderate your content between strokes while they are simultaniously jacking off to Britney Spears videos.

That fuckin' Wankerpedia turned down my definition of a buttnugget. Stupid fags!

by John the Kook February 9, 2009

Wankhand

Insult.
Refers to the hand with which you wank.

"Don't touch me you Wankhand!"

by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Serial Wanker

Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.

The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.

Terry is a serial wanker, he sits at his computer all day wanking and playing WoW

by Mesie December 30, 2010

hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.

1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

by Bl00dy Wank3r May 3, 2018

Wanktalk

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.

Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.

by SuperWank December 16, 2008

wankstas

People who wanna be ganstas.

Look at dem wankstas, they only got a water gun.

by shleefc December 10, 2006