retarculous 

A portmanteau of "retarded" and "ridiculous".

You look retarculous in that fuzzy purple top hat.

retarculous by epistocratles December 18, 2010

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

mental retardation by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

retarditude 

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.

Suck my wanger, retarditudes.

retarditude by Jim November 10, 2003

retarded waste of monkey-man juice 

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

retarded waste of monkey-man juice by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

Retarded Arctic Ice Goat 

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.

Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.

Retarded Arctic Ice Goat by P.Kynes February 27, 2009

Retarded sex movement 

A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.

He's in the retarded sex movement.

Retarded sex movement by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011

Retardedness 

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard

My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

Retardedness by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018